Top 10 Reasons to Subscribe

10. No annoying autostart playlist spouting random tunes at you unbidden.

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7. Who doesn’t love email?
6. There’s no way you remember the Web address. I don’t even remember the address.
5. RSS makes you think of the Janet Jackson song “Miss You Much,” and you do love Janet Jackson, and you kinda miss her.
4. You shouldn’t have to come to me. The hilarious awesome goodness should come to you.
3. No matter how you slice it, the word blog still sounds stupid. Email and site feed sound debonair.
2. Subscription is a delightful word. It makes you think of magazines and the smell of cologne samples.
1. Deep down, you just plain care too much.

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