Addison has now memorized the entire intro (well, the abbreviated intro they played in every episode after the pilot) to The Fresh Prince of Bel Air. He’s memorized it phonetically, so there are plenty of words he’s lost on. Like calling him the Fresh Prince of Beldare and instead of saying, “shooting some b-ball,” he says, “shooting some people.” I’ll consider posting Addison’s rendition when he’s not unintentionally threatening violence against the community. For now, I’ll share the full, rarely seen version from Mr. Smith. Just close your eyes and imagine a four-year-old white boy getting a few words wrong here and there. Oh . . . and I made a big change today, but I’ll keep it a surprise for now.