Ken Carson and Barbie Roberts became just friends in 2004 shortly before Aussie/Cali surfer dude Blaine shot the curl into the world of plastic leggie doll-o-dramas. Islem, Kristin, and . . . Kyle? knew that tidbit about Ken. You should be proud.
Really. Don’t be ashamed. Not at all.
. . . Anyway, before the next gruesome twosome question, I just thought I’d take a moment to ask this political sidebar question: Why is Barack Obama already acting like he’s president? Here’s my political sidebar answer: because, setting aside whatever feelings anyone may have about his politics or his stances on the issues or the favorable media bias, the guy is good. It’s gonna be real hard for John McCain to beat Obama in this battle between Scottish and Irish. Obama is convincingly playing the part of president, and John McCain is convincingly playing the part of Bob Dole.
Please don’t interpret this as endorsement (and don’t interpret that as a denouncement), but I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: Barack Obama is the next president of the United States. Here’s today’s question:
What are the more popular names of Archibald Andrews and Forsythe Pendleton Jones III?