A team of Japanese researchers have found footprints they believe confirm the existence of the Yeti. The footprints are about eight inches long and look just like human footprints. Wait . . . eight inches? Yeah, uh huh, that’s right. They say the Yeti, Bigfoot’s Himalayan Dopplegaenger, wears a boy’s size 1 shoe. He doesn’t wear shoes, but if he did he’d buy them from Kids ‘r’ Us.
I don’t know. To me, that doesn’t sound like evidence of the Yeti. That sounds like evidence of shoeless kids in the Tibetan wilderness.
Here’s today’s question:
By what name was the now deceased Richard Sylvan Selzer more popularly known?
And speaking of names, here’s who knew that John McCain gets called John Sidney McCain III when he gets in trouble with his mommy:
Karen M (the M stands for McCain IV)
Karen H (the H stands for How Could She Have Called Him Momma’s Boy In His Bio Video At The GOP Convention?)
Congrats, the lot of you.