I could tell you Addison doesn’t watch much TV. I’m good at lying like that. But the fact of the matter is, Addison absorbs whatever he watches, and he’s especially quick to connect to anything he sees on a commercial. Some recent quotes prove his allegiance to all things advertised:
“Hey, Dad, do you want to win $5,000? Then be sure to watch the season finale of Star Wars: The Clone Wars.”
“No, Dad, I want to use my Reach toothbrush. It’s better than normal toothbrushes. Here, I want you to see. See that? (setting it on the sink and pointing to the head) It’s above. It’s got an angled neck.”
“Hey, Mom? Are you gonna get some of that so your eyelashes will be long and luscious?”
“Dad, we have to watch Special Agent Oso. It’s all part of the plan . . . more or less.”
I am so ready for spring to invite this boy outside again.