Colin: Sing “Poppy the Puppy” song!
Me: (thinking) There is no “Poppy the Puppy” song. It’s a lift-the-flap book you turned into a rip-the-flap book.
Me: (out loud) Addison, make up a “Poppy the Puppy” song.
Addison: (3 seconds later, to the tune of “Five Little Ducks”) Poppy the Puppy loved to play / all, all, all, all, all, all day. / He didn’t know a lot of stuff / but he liked to say, “Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff.”
Colin: Good song, Addison!
Good song indeed.