Will Rudy Jaramillo make a bit of difference for the Cubs? Dunno.
Can they really afford to pay him $800 grand a year? Maybe.
Will I keep my sanity if we can’t all agree on how to pronounce his name? No way.
I was worried about the prospect of Cub fans and broadcasters botching Chone Figgins’s name a la Kerry Woods, Ryan Sandberg, and Sha-Waaaaaahn Dunston. We cannot let this happen again. So here’s a tutorial, courtesy of inogolo:
hah-rah-MEE-yoThank you very much. Class dismissed.