I found this in an old notebook I had lying around.
Well, you probably won’t see me too much on the weekends. My girlfriend lives in the ‘burbs.
So you mean we’ll never see you on the weekends or during the week.
That’s not true.
Well you’re not gonna bring her to this dump.
Come on, this place could use a woman’s touch.
I could use a woman’s touch, but you won’t see anyone bringing their girlfriends over to help me out.