Top Ten Signs You’re In Love With Your Toaster

It's a toaster. Does that make you feel funny?
So hot.

10. Your lips are golden brown.

9. Every time you hear Barry White you crave Pop-Tarts.

8. You die in the bathtub.

7. When people use your microwave, you say, “It’s cool, I swear, we’re just friends.”

6. You found this post on google.

5. Cleaning the crumb tray takes all weekend.

4. You daydream about being an Eggo waffle.

3. Your facebook relationship status: “It’s really, really, really complicated.”

2. Making coffee is just . . . awkward.

1. You’re constantly telling people who see you with a butter knife that it’s not what it looks like.

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