Posted on June 14, 2011June 14, 2011 by AdamHappy. Tuesday. I’ve said it before. I hate Tuesdays. Tuesdays are the worst day of the week. If the days of the week were made into a movie, here’s who would play them. Bill Murray, like Monday, is dry. Kind of ridiculous. So irritable it's funny. Serious. Versatile. Rogue. Wednesday means business at work, but, as a commemoration of halfway doneness, it's still wild at heart. Wednesday is Russell Crowe. Thursday is fun but productive. There's something special about it you can't quite put your finger on. Thursday rarely disappoints. It's not outrageously awesome. It's not perfect. But you can't help loving it. It's Sarah Jessica Parker. Friday is a no-brainer. Just like Pauly Shore. Saturday could be hard working, it's probably laid back anyway. It might go out for cocktails, it might just hang out, and the shirt is probably not staying on for long. Saturday is so Matthew McConaughey it's not even funny. Sunday is thoughtful and fun. It's picnics and spontaneous dancing. It can't show up without us religious folks saying something about it. It's hanging out with friends yet for some reason insisting on wearing a suit. Sunday is Ellen DeGeneres. Tuesday is loud, irrepressible, obnoxious, and it thinks it's so funny. Every now and then it is, but mostly you just wish it would go away. Sorry, Martin Short. It's nothing personal. But you're perfect for this role. Oh, and I’m still waiting for an answer to last Friday’s question.