It’s just too hilarious not to post.
h/t to Phil
UPDATE: I showed this picture to Addison. He stared at it. I told him about the line from the movie. He looked puzzled. I pointed out the “Hello My Name Is” stickers. Nothing. Then I said, in my best Inigo Montoya voice, “HELLO!” He literally rolled on the floor laughing. Struggling to breathe.
But it got really fun (and dangerous; seriously, the laughter sounded painful) when we started adding alternate endings.
“Hello! My name is Inigo Montoya. You stole my Pop-Tart. Prepare to die.”
“Hello! My name is Inigo Montoya. You smell like onions. Prepare to die.”
“Hello! My name is Inigo Montoya. . . . I think you dropped this. Prepare to die.”
It was a lot of fun. I highly recommend Replace “You killed my father,” any time you need a laugh.