10. Every time your children ask for Mallomar’s, a loud crazy voice cries out, “What do you want?!?”
9. Your neighbors keep claiming you kidnapped Bono.
8. Your shower drain: clog city.
7. All the faces in your family photographs have been replaced with little cut-outs of Condoleezza Rice.
5. Your 4 year old claims he’s been ordered to destroy the rebels. Also asks why you decided to betray the Brother Leader.
4. Somewhere, someone won’t stop singing “It’s Raining Men.”
3. Found a post-it note on the bathroom mirror asking if you could spare a billion dollars.
2. Small battalion of troops blockading your pantry.
1. Your DVR: filled with Gilmore Girls reruns.