10. The Heimlich.
9. There are other words than Smurf, okay?
8. You’re not alone. That’s why the Blues is plural.
7. If you say you feel cerulean, no one will think you’re sad. They’ll think you’re fabulous.
6. Watch out for green people. They think they’re the only color with problems. Verdigris is bitter.
5. It’s probably time to get out of the water.
4. If you go to a Picasso exhibit, you should totally try to blend.
3. Look both ways before you cross the street. That’s just good sense for people of all colors.
2. The Avatar jokes are coming. Be ready with a comeback.
1. True love or not, dating an Oompa Loompa is a bad idea for a multitude of reasons.