I have a new job. I do marketing for Kraz Construction.
I have a new car. I wrecked another Corolla. Well, I didn’t wreck it, neither did a tree. Regardless, I needed to replace it because I got hit by someone who blew a red light. It was so red it was almost green again.
I have a newfound love for people who delight when bad things happen to me and tell me so.
I have a newfound appreciation for sarcasm.
I have a new . . . (I’ll make this multiple choice, and I won’t tell you the answer)
a) mole on my neck
b) etsy shop
e) auto insurance company
f) all of the above
g) some of the above
h) none of the above
So. That’s what’s new.